ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

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fidefortitude:

And here you see the episode in which Sam and Dean criticise Supernatural’s writing while pretending to be Jared and Jensen while Misha Collins tweets about them before he starts crying and gets stabbed to death 

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autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

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justbeemoviethings:

With $17,000 , you could buy 1133 copies of Bee Movie

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googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

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ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.

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